http://www.thepimp.com Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:27:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This is great. Kind a reminds me of when I was a kid, watching Popeye cartoons, the host would have someone send in a squiggle and he would make a cool drawing from it. http://www.thepimp.com/2007/penis-sketch/ A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said. Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole ... http://www.thepimp.com/2007/one-eyed-gator-pulls-golfer-into-pond/ I'm a UFC fan and laughed my ass off when I saw this. http://www.thepimp.com/2007/ultimate-midget/ Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!!! 1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, ... http://www.thepimp.com/2007/new-vocabulary/ (hat tip: Geronimo) http://www.thepimp.com/2007/dick-in-a-box/ You're my bitch now...... Crack Spiders' Bitch....lol (hat tip: Geronimo) http://www.thepimp.com/2007/crack-spider-2/ 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your ... http://www.thepimp.com/2006/man-laws/ Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the ... http://www.thepimp.com/2006/teaching-math-1950-to-2006/ HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR:   2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.  White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally.  Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court ... http://www.thepimp.com/2006/headlines-from-the-year-2029/ This is truly a sign of the times: Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his rifle to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off ... http://www.thepimp.com/2006/1973-versus-2006/