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		<title>Dear John</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Penis Sketch</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is great. Kind a reminds me of when I was a kid, watching Popeye cartoons, the host would have someone send in a squiggle and he would make a cool drawing from it. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is great. Kind a reminds me of when I was a kid, watching Popeye cartoons, the host would have someone send in a squiggle and he would make a cool drawing from it. </p>
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		<title>One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 23:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.
Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p> A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.</p>
<p>Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club.</p>
<p>The alligator latched on to Burger&#8217;s right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him.</p>
<p>&#8220;I saw him reach down to get his ball and he yelled&#8221; for help, said Janet Pallo, who was playing the fifth hole and ran over to drive the man to the clubhouse.</p>
<p>Burger, from Lenoir City, Tennessee, was taken to a hospital but was not seriously injured, Morse said Tuesday.</p>
<p>It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the one-eyed alligator, which measured 10 feet, 11 inches, Morse said.</p>
<p>The pond at the sixth hole has a &#8220;Beware of Alligator&#8221; sign.</p>
<p>&#8220;Unfortunately, that&#8217;s part of Florida,&#8221; course general manager Rod Parry said. &#8220;There&#8217;s wildlife in these ponds.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I thought Happy Gilmore already killed that gator&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Pimp my VW with a Jet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 00:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
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The car is licensed here in California. In California, new cars have bi-annual smog inspections so if you modify the engine, it is likely to fail the inspection and you won&#8217;t be able to drive it on the street. There are some exempt engine modifications (ex. after-cat mufflers &#8211; big deal) but none that will [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The car is licensed here in California. In California, new cars have bi-annual smog inspections so if you modify the engine, it is likely to fail the inspection and you won&#8217;t be able to drive it on the street. There are some exempt engine modifications (ex. after-cat mufflers &#8211; big deal) but none that will allow you to add 1350 hp to a new car.</p></blockquote>
<p>1350 hp, Don&#8217;t even try, tuner boy&#8230;</p>
<p>And I thought my Corvette was packin.</p>
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