I got sent this via email and thought it was pretty funny.
Important information please pass to your concerned friends. Don’t let
them be taken advantage of..
This man has been spotted in Wal-Mart parking lots in many areas.
If you see this guy, do not be taken in by his SCAM !
THIS IS A HOAX !!!
MY FRIEND TRIED IT - SHE SAYS IT DOES NOT WORK AND HER INSURANCE
WOULD NOT COVER IT!

Don’t know if I’d be hanging out at Wal-Mart though, I think I would be in front of Victoria Secrets.
July 28th, 2006

The car is licensed here in California. In California, new cars have bi-annual smog inspections so if you modify the engine, it is likely to fail the inspection and you won’t be able to drive it on the street. There are some exempt engine modifications (ex. after-cat mufflers - big deal) but none that will allow you to add 1350 hp to a new car.
1350 hp, Don’t even try, tuner boy…
And I thought my Corvette was packin.
July 11th, 2006
All the hotties will want to ride on this…a floating bed, tell her you take her too heaven, or at least you’ll float her boat.

It can be yours, if you got a really fat roll ($1.5 Million to be exact)
July 3rd, 2006
This will ring will help you make sure you are always good to go. Up for the challenge…you know…solid. heh.
July 1st, 2006